This is my life. It’s all downhill from here. She peaked in her mid 20s and life was never the same.
HE TOOK THIS PHOTO. I didn’t even say a word about the photo process before he plucked the phone from my hand and held it at arm’s length. My phone tells me it was an experience to die for.
Just queuing for him was actually sort of a fun experience aside from the actual Tom factor. We were put into two orderly lines, and everyone stayed in the lines as courteous as can be. When Tom came out, absolute silence. No screaming or yelping, no excited pushing. There were murmurs of “omg omg omg” amongst ourselves, interspersed with, “breathe, it’s just Tom, tell him how much you enjoyed the show and be a polite motherfucker”. It’s all we could do for the politest motherfucker in the world.